Wednesday lumbers toward you, a mountain of flesh lined with sickly blue veins, a horrid, unwashed hill of stink and rage.
1. Draw your sword, cut a tunnel through the foul mound of flesh, and find your way to Thursday and Friday? If so, turn to page 65.
2. Drink your fill from your wineskin, pass out drunk in the sand, and wait for Wednesday to pass? If so, turn to page 156.
3. Realize that Wednesday is hump day and is, therefore, your chance to do the hump? If so, do the Humpty Hump! Come on, do the Humpty Hump!