03/20/13

P90X and P90X2 Results Post

P90X-Fitness-GuideOver the past six months I’ve tweeted and Facebooked and blogged some about my experiences with P90X and P90X2 (you can read why I think Tony Horton will usher in the end of the world right here).   Throughout, lots of people would ask me how it was going, whether I liked it, how I got started, was it working for me, etc.  So, I thought I should answer all of that by way of … Read the rest

03/4/13

The Godborn

the-godborn-paul-s-kemp-the-sundering_zps128cff27There are many folks finding my site via a search for “Godborn release date.”  That’s good!  But often they’re finding old posts with dated information.  That’s bad!  So today I deleted those old posts and thought I’d throw up a new post that reiterates information known to many of you already (but not to all of you, judging from the searches I mentioned above).

First, The Cycle of Night is not going to be a … Read the rest

03/1/13

What’s New in March?

Continuing my monthly series of posts designed to highlight new releases from the publishers with whom I work:  Here’s what’s new in March.

lastthresholdFirst, in the Forgotten Realms, we have The Last Threshold, by R.A. Salvatore, which concludes the Neverwinter Saga and features the iconic dark elf, Drizz’t Do’Urden.  From the back matter:

In the final book of the #4 New York Times best-selling Neverwinter Saga, Drizzt Do’Urden navigates a winding path littered with Read the rest

02/4/13

Erevis Cale novels in audiobook format

Twilight Falling

I’m pleased to announce that the novels of The Erevis Cale Trilogy and The Twilight War (including Realms of War) are available in audiobook format via Audible.com.  Huzzah!

For some reason, Dawn of Night shows up intermittently in the list under my name (but always shows up if you click on “Series: Erevis Cale”).

I’ve heard John Pruden does a great job with the narration, so I think you’ll enjoy.  Audible allows you to … Read the rest

01/26/13

Me, being a Pest at SFSignal

towerA couple things that might be of interest, both of which involve me being  a pest to the fine folks at SFSignal.  🙂

First, I did an interview with Paul Weimer for SFSignal, discussing Star Wars, the Realms, Egil and Nix, etc.  You can read it here.

Second, I participated in a Mindmeld run by Nick Sharps (and which includes many excellent authors), answering the question: “How has SFF influenced your life.”  You can … Read the rest

01/21/13

Release Date for The Godborn

The Godbornhas an official release date at last — October 1, 2013.  Huzzah! It also has an Amazon listing, which you can see here (I’m sure the listing for the Kindle format will be up soon). Double huzzah!  I’m excited about this and hope you are, too.

It looks like many of you have pre-ordered already and for that, much gratitude. As you can see from the listing, The Godborn is Book II … Read the rest

01/15/13

Miscellaneous Updatery

I had my head down in the word soup for a while there, but now I’m lifting my mien to the heavens, my visage dotted with a stray “L” and an “M” and at least one “Z,” all of them the alphabetic remnants of my stretch run, and shouting:  “IT IS FINISHED!”

*Cue Zeppelin’s Battle of Evermore as Paul, a fifth of single malt in each fist, ascends into the sky on a flaming chariot … Read the rest

01/7/13

Interview with the Examiner

I’m interviewed by Audrey Zuvich at the Examiner.  I think it’s one of the best interviews I’ve done, so I hope you’ll give it a read.  We talk The Sundering, Erevis Cale, Egil and Nix, and Star Wars.  My thanks to Audrey for such excellent questions. A taste:

AZ: My final question is if you could say something to your readers, what would you say to them?

Kemp: I’d say don’t do drugs, with the Read the rest

12/13/12

The dark truth about P90X

I’ve concluded that the P90Xvideos aren’t so much workout videos as they are a visual mechanism by which the essence of the demonic entity known in this world as “Tony Horton” (but variously known in other words and dimensions as “Zarkast the Dark,” “Amunium the Faithless,” and “Aaal, the Hater of Life and Bringer of Pain”) is injected directly into one’s consciousness, such that his admonitions plague you even when doing mundane things.

“Paul, … Read the rest