Eighteen years ago today I lucked out and talked Jen into eloping.  We drove down to the Lucas County Courthouse in Toledo (the courthouse in Detroit was closed for the holiday) and got married before a preacher-for-hire and one of my lifelong friends.

After that, we got drunk, armed ourselves, and went on a nationwide crime spree for which we still have not been caught.   Suck it, Koppers!  🙂

Love you, Sweets.  Happy Anniversary.